~..~..~fluffy.thing~..~..~ ([info]mummiebear) wrote,
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and the stupidest human alive award goes to.......

With all the NKF saga flying around now, I've just about met with the stupidest human alive. I'm so pissed I can't help but to type it out first just to let everyone know that there are actually people without brains walking upon this earth.

Mr X calls in to say that he had made payment and requested for reconnection of his terminated line. As per procedure, I request for his payment receipt number - which Mr X claims that his friend had made the payment for him and he keeps saying that he paid at a machine but does not know where the receipt number is printed. Mr X kept reading bits of his bill to me, for goodness knows what reason.

I kindly tell Mr X that he might want to ask his friend about the payment mode, to which Mr X starts telling me that I'm useless and that StarHub is the same as NKF - paid by the government to sit around, talk and eat peanuts. Now, the question here is, what has NKF and a telco company have in common? Not to mention a listed telco company with shares?

Mr X starts screaming in hokkien vulgarities at his wife and then demands to speak to my manager, to which I tell him that the manager I have on duty cannot speak mandarin. Mr X asks me if my manager is an alien. Ahhh.. So only mandarin-speakers are humans. All others are aliens? Hmmm.. My mommy never taught me that.


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  • 8 comments

[info]jay23sg

July 15 2005, 01:31:52 UTC 6 years ago

suckers!
they will choke on tofu one...

[info]mummiebear

July 15 2005, 19:13:51 UTC 6 years ago

yeah i hope so too...

[info]mad_addie

July 15 2005, 04:42:23 UTC 6 years ago

hah babe dats so amusing can. typical singaporean. grrrrr

[info]mummiebear

July 15 2005, 19:14:17 UTC 6 years ago

erm... nope he's not typical.. i don't think singaporeans are typically that brainless. hahaha

[info]_quixoticalism

July 15 2005, 13:47:06 UTC 6 years ago

HAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAHAHHAAHAH -amused by stupid guy-
OMGGG!!

[info]mummiebear

July 15 2005, 19:15:11 UTC 6 years ago

yeah... cheap thrills huh. hahaha

[info]taplerina

July 15 2005, 14:50:16 UTC 6 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
is your manager an alien?!
u stupid peanut eating phone answering machine.
his words are too hilarious.
sit around, talk and EAT PEANUTS.
i'm sure that would not have come into the story should the value of peanuts had not gone up

[info]mummiebear

July 15 2005, 19:14:54 UTC 6 years ago

yeah. now peanuts = $600,000
not bad huh..
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